Posted 1 day ago

markoruffalo:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

I’m not like other teens. I’m 47

#robert downey jr

(Source: flip5600)

Posted 1 day ago

curepimmy:

discwars:

discwars:

discwars:

what the fuck is this bullshit

HES STILL THERE

THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED 

This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like

No shit I mean like on a PERSON

(Source: birdtouch)

Posted 1 day ago

bluewindsummer:

*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*

Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)

Click here for other Avengers comics

Posted 1 day ago
castiel-knight-of-hell:

into-the-tardis-assbutt:

imaginehowistouchmydick:

queenofthedreamers:

watchtheskytonight:

littletrenchcoatangel:

starkidjordan:

pablopandemonium:

8 drunk guys jumped Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. And guess what? JARED FREAKING BROKE HIS HAND BEATING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM. I CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW. OH MY GOD. HE BROKE HIS HAND. BEATING PEOPLE. IN THE FACE. HE EFFING BROKE THEIR JAWS AND NOSES. BACK UP EVERYONE, WE HAVE A BADASS.

yeah and jensen literally used martial arts training they got from the show to save jared from three guys who were ganging up on him. he literally roundhouse kicked someone in the face.
like these two i swear


friendly reminder that they also broke down a door just to see if they could

Just to see if they could. I choked on my gum when I read that

Although, let’s be honest, if there’s anyone who could kick 8 guy’s asses at the same time, it’d be Jared
And if anyone was gonna roundhouse kick a dick, it’d be Jensen
And if 2 guys were gonna break down a door because they can, it’d be them

these two are just as terrifying in real life

castiel-knight-of-hell:

into-the-tardis-assbutt:

imaginehowistouchmydick:

queenofthedreamers:

watchtheskytonight:

littletrenchcoatangel:

starkidjordan:

pablopandemonium:

8 drunk guys jumped Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. And guess what? JARED FREAKING BROKE HIS HAND BEATING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM. I CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW. OH MY GOD. HE BROKE HIS HAND. BEATING PEOPLE. IN THE FACE. HE EFFING BROKE THEIR JAWS AND NOSES. BACK UP EVERYONE, WE HAVE A BADASS.

yeah and jensen literally used martial arts training they got from the show to save jared from three guys who were ganging up on him. he literally roundhouse kicked someone in the face.

like these two i swear

friendly reminder that they also broke down a door just to see if they could

Just to see if they could. I choked on my gum when I read that

Although, let’s be honest, if there’s anyone who could kick 8 guy’s asses at the same time, it’d be Jared

And if anyone was gonna roundhouse kick a dick, it’d be Jensen

And if 2 guys were gonna break down a door because they can, it’d be them

these two are just as terrifying in real life

(Source: castielthelord)

Posted 1 day ago

staceythinx:

Science-inspired necklaces from the Delftia Etsy store

Posted 1 day ago
  1. Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  2. Me: *turns up music*
  3. Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  4. Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  5. Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  6. Me:
  7. Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  8. Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  9. Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  10. Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  11. Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  12. Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  13. Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  14. Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  15. Entire train: *applauds*
Posted 1 day ago
venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

Posted 1 day ago

"I think that may have been my little nod to Mr. Jeremy Renner’s Hawkeye. I guess you could interpret it in different ways but we thought it would be nice to have something that was a little bit personal for the Widow. You kind of forget, because she’s such a badass, you kind of forget that she’s still a woman and that she has her interpersonal relationships in life outside of work.”
-Scarlett Johansson on Black Widow’s arrow necklace

(Source: robertdowneyjrs)

Posted 1 day ago

lowkeywalker:

come-to-my-world:

Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!

they made

image

characters

image

for

image

every

image

single

image

element

image

of the

image

periodic

image

table!

image

And also they made this

image

and this

image

*new ship* 

There’s even a granny!

image

It’s like

image

superheros

image

(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)

image

and humans

image

and there are

image

twins!!

image

And Bethoveen

image

THEY MADE THOR

image

And there’s also this which made me laugh

image

I can’t! 

image

(source)

this is the coolest shit b.

Posted 1 day ago

lowkeywalker:

come-to-my-world:

Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!

they made

image

characters

image

for

image

every

image

single

image

element

image

of the

image

periodic

image

table!

image

And also they made this

image

and this

image

*new ship* 

There’s even a granny!

image

It’s like

image

superheros

image

(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)

image

and humans

image

and there are

image

twins!!

image

And Bethoveen

image

THEY MADE THOR

image

And there’s also this which made me laugh

image

I can’t! 

image

(source)

this is the coolest shit b.

Posted 1 day ago

bucky-barnes-on-cybertron:

arielthethirdannathesecond:

Hannah Montana was created just so this line could be used.

I have used that line four times in pe this week alone

(Source: jonathangriff)

Posted 1 day ago

southernshot:

girl-in-nike:

This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

(Source: sizvideos)

Posted 1 day ago

perpetual159:

witlovesyou:

A very unusual genetic color variation in white-tailed deer — rarer even than albinism — produces all-black offspring in that species which are known as “melanistic” or “melanic” deer.

Aaaah this is so cooool…

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

nooby-banana:

constable-frozen:

elsa + rapunzel

i… didn’t notice until i read the description……….