Posted 2 days ago
legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Posted 2 days ago

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best

"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"

"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."

he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself

(Source: rvmanoff)

Posted 2 days ago

amelia-lorenz:

August 1st at 9pm on Disney Channel!!

Posted 2 days ago

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Posted 2 days ago

grantaireyoucantdothat:

sebastianastan:

superrsoldiers:

my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield

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Posted 2 days ago

jinoras-light:

I’m sure he’d be proud too

Posted 2 days ago

sharpie91:

A picture that’s been sitting in my drafts for over a year. XD

Posted 2 days ago

You were listening to girly Icelandic pop sensation BABBA?

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geekinthegreendress:

for-one-shining-moment:

YOU GET A BARRICADE! AND YOU GET A BARRICADE! EVERYBODY GETS A BARRICADE!

IT’S BACK

Posted 5 days ago

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

Posted 5 days ago

legenddean:

Benny Lafitte in every episode: We Need To Talk About Kevin 
Posted 5 days ago

mechinaries:

batcii:

"Poor Bucky. Going places with pre-serum Steve must feel like walking a chihuahua with aggression issues."

cleaned up a sketch from early may, based on this post, because it was a super cute idea and i’m a sucker for scrappy pre-serum steve

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Posted 5 days ago

wdw-girl:

Muggleborns create their own Quidditch team and have an unusual teammate….

the Purebloods can’t understand why they keep chanting…

"WHAT TEAM?" "WILDCATS" "WHAT TEAM?" "WILDCATS" "WILDCATS!" 

*Muggleborns use nearly Headless Nick’s now decapitated head as the Quaffle.*

"GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!"