The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield
#how can that big dorito fit behind that little circle (via wintermintsoldier)
You were listening to girly Icelandic pop sensation BABBA?
tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water
this is pretty fucking important
Muggleborns create their own Quidditch team and have an unusual teammate….
the Purebloods can’t understand why they keep chanting…
"WHAT TEAM?" "WILDCATS" "WHAT TEAM?" "WILDCATS" "WILDCATS!"
*Muggleborns use nearly Headless Nick’s now decapitated head as the Quaffle.*
"GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!"